holy crap leave me alone already!

Ok so Im sure everyone remember doug from spring break.....the guy who was harrassing me over the cell phone, or rather, was harrassing justine over the cell phone?

Well a couple of nights ago I got this call from a restricted number at 1:30 in the morning (I was already asleep so when I heard my phone vibrating on my nightstand I thought it was morning and proceeded to try to turn my alarm clock off), and beeing to sleepy to answer the phone knowing perfectly well that it was a wrong number i ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. Then the darn thing vibrated again signalling a message, so I reluctantly checked the message which was from some guy (I couldnt make out the name of who he was actually calling...but somethig tells me it was justine...), who proceeded to swear repeately and ferociously at me for a good 3 minutes, and also told me "you better be at the royal alex hospital by 7:30 tomorrow morning before I come to work or else....(more filthy swears....like seriously hard core mean things)".

Suffice it to say that it woke me up.

After this madness, I figure I should change my voicemail message so that I actually say my name in it...I dont know why I didnt do it sooner. The next night (after I changed it) I got another call from restricted, this time he didnt leave me a message so I was very relieved that the madness was finally over...no more doug, no more justine, no more dirty-mouth-man.

Then today I turned on my phone today to see that i had voice mail.

"Hey Manik, this is justine, give me a call back at (number very similar to mine)"

So I called her back, hoping to finally put an end to all this, maybe we would have a good laugh over all the confusion, she may apologize for having all these people calling me repeatedly after I made perfectly clear they had the wrong number.

"Hello?"
"Hi, Justine?"
"Ya..."
"This is Manik."
"Sorry who?"
"Um, Manik? I believe you called me earlier today?"
"Um...no I dont think so..."
"Oh....well I got a message from a Justine around 4 telling me to call her back"
"Um no I didnt call."
Filthy filthy liar.
"Oh...ok then. Sorry about that."

What the hell?????? Who are these psychos? For the love of all that is holy leave me be!

Damn all the magpies!

If I threw large rocks at birds, would that be bad?

You all know about my paralyzing fear of birds, well my sentiments towards them go far beyond hear and well into hatred. Especially for magpies....oh magpies. They make the absolute worst sound ever ( you know the one, its the sound satan makes), and for some reason they love to make this sound early in the morning right next to my window. Now sleeping without the window open in a non-airconditioned house in july is not an option, so I need help.

Please someone, save me from the magpies.