Done, but with errors on page.

My internet and I have been having some problems in our relationship as of late. We just havent been connecting like we used to. The effort is 100% there on my part, but Simon (my internet's name is Simon) is making things difficult.

This isnt the first time we've had problems. We've had to overcome some huge evils in the past that tried to break us up for good, and for a while back there I almost thought it was really over. We were separated for 3 weeks last summer, and it was the most unbearable three weeks of my life. But we reconciled, and things were better than they had ever been! I bought Simon a new computer, and he loved it. He was so full of life, taking me on amazing surfing trips, it was wonderful!

But Ive noticed a change in Simon lately, a change I don't like one bit. I try taking him to some of our favorite places... hotmail (we've spent so much time there together over the years its like our second home), blogger (a fairly new place we go to) but he just doesnt seem to be all there. For some reason he's started to hate our beloved Hotmail and wont let me do anything there. He always forces me to leave and claims that there's "errors" with it. Even with Blogger, though he has less resistance to that, he still is reluctant to go and Im forced to drag him, and still he keeps mentioning these "errors". Im worried about him. I think he's getting a bit paranoid.

Ive even been forced to...cheat on him. I dont want to, but he gives me no choice! I dont know what to do though, he keeps bringing up these alleged "errors" with our favorite places.What do I do? Oh Simon, forgive me if I did something to offend you.