for the love of god save me
I am being harrassed through my cell phone.
On friday, what Im assuming is a young guy called my cell phone before lunch time with this message: "heyy...its doug....im just calling...cuz ive been thinking about you a lot....and call me backk...um, i really want to see you...i hope you're going to come out tonight...cuz....i really want to see you...and um....call me back....ya...call me" or something equally eloquent.
Let me explain. I do not know a doug. I never have. And this particular doug sounds like he's 14. I ignored it.
the next day, when i checked my phone, this doug fellow called me 12 more times. 12. In less than 4 hours. He left some messages like so: "Hey! You're missing the party! Come out, you said you wanted to drink!" followed by some more messages of songs playing and him saying "Its doug..call me", not to mention a few calls from doug's friend Raze (yes, Raze) asking Justine (who Im assuming is me) to come on over to doug's place for this wikid party. So finally, i was actually at my phone when doug called.
"hello?"
"heyyy, whats up?"
"Who is this?"
"Its Doug"
"I think you have the wrong number"
"...."
"ya..sorry"
"oh...ok"
click.
2 minutes later. Same number appears on my screen.
"hello??"
"Hi this is Raze is Justine there?"
"You have the wrong the number."
"Oh ok sorry."
ThenI realized that this name justine sounded familliar. At the very beginning of the school year i got a few calls asking for a justine, Im quite sure. I couldnt be rude so I just kept on saying you have the wrong number. Then finally my friend picked up my phone, and said in a very blunt way: "You have the wrong number, this is not Justine's phone, you seriously have to stop calling here"
Anyways, by this point on saturday I thought this mess was over. I thought I was finally free of the suffocating grasp of doug (and to a lesser extent, Raze). the tonight, I get a text message, from a number I assume to be related to Doug and Raze, because it seemed familliar, and this is what it says "Wats up"
I reply, asking who this is, hoping to finally put this at rest. His reply: "who is this?"
then I say, "who are you looking for. Is this doug"
His reply: "Ya wats up"
So I say very bluntly "I have been getting a lot of messages from you. I dont know you. Stop calling this number."
His reply: "Y"
Now Im starting to get a little scared, and realize I may have made a giant mistake asking if this was doug, because he must think that I really am justine and am avoiding him all coy-like. As I was getting ready to text another message again reiterating that I DO NOT KNOW YOU AND YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER he sends another message saying "This isnt Doug"
And now to be perfectly honest, Im frightened for my life. This Doug fellow seems to really love this Justine girl, and if he really does think Im her, he doesnt seem to get the message that the feelings are not mutual. So, in fear for my well being, I decide this has gone on long enough and Im not going to encourage any more of this madness, so Im going to leave it. Now, after about 2 and half hours, this punk texts me again saying "This isnt Doug. I swear"
This freak doesnt seem to get it through his thick skull that he has the wrong number. Someone please tell me what to do. I dont want to have to change my phone number and go into some government protection program that would require me to change my name to Anastasia Beaverhousen. Seriously. Please help. I have a stalker...and he isnt even stalking me.
On friday, what Im assuming is a young guy called my cell phone before lunch time with this message: "heyy...its doug....im just calling...cuz ive been thinking about you a lot....and call me backk...um, i really want to see you...i hope you're going to come out tonight...cuz....i really want to see you...and um....call me back....ya...call me" or something equally eloquent.
Let me explain. I do not know a doug. I never have. And this particular doug sounds like he's 14. I ignored it.
the next day, when i checked my phone, this doug fellow called me 12 more times. 12. In less than 4 hours. He left some messages like so: "Hey! You're missing the party! Come out, you said you wanted to drink!" followed by some more messages of songs playing and him saying "Its doug..call me", not to mention a few calls from doug's friend Raze (yes, Raze) asking Justine (who Im assuming is me) to come on over to doug's place for this wikid party. So finally, i was actually at my phone when doug called.
"hello?"
"heyyy, whats up?"
"Who is this?"
"Its Doug"
"I think you have the wrong number"
"...."
"ya..sorry"
"oh...ok"
click.
2 minutes later. Same number appears on my screen.
"hello??"
"Hi this is Raze is Justine there?"
"You have the wrong the number."
"Oh ok sorry."
ThenI realized that this name justine sounded familliar. At the very beginning of the school year i got a few calls asking for a justine, Im quite sure. I couldnt be rude so I just kept on saying you have the wrong number. Then finally my friend picked up my phone, and said in a very blunt way: "You have the wrong number, this is not Justine's phone, you seriously have to stop calling here"
Anyways, by this point on saturday I thought this mess was over. I thought I was finally free of the suffocating grasp of doug (and to a lesser extent, Raze). the tonight, I get a text message, from a number I assume to be related to Doug and Raze, because it seemed familliar, and this is what it says "Wats up"
I reply, asking who this is, hoping to finally put this at rest. His reply: "who is this?"
then I say, "who are you looking for. Is this doug"
His reply: "Ya wats up"
So I say very bluntly "I have been getting a lot of messages from you. I dont know you. Stop calling this number."
His reply: "Y"
Now Im starting to get a little scared, and realize I may have made a giant mistake asking if this was doug, because he must think that I really am justine and am avoiding him all coy-like. As I was getting ready to text another message again reiterating that I DO NOT KNOW YOU AND YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER he sends another message saying "This isnt Doug"
And now to be perfectly honest, Im frightened for my life. This Doug fellow seems to really love this Justine girl, and if he really does think Im her, he doesnt seem to get the message that the feelings are not mutual. So, in fear for my well being, I decide this has gone on long enough and Im not going to encourage any more of this madness, so Im going to leave it. Now, after about 2 and half hours, this punk texts me again saying "This isnt Doug. I swear"
This freak doesnt seem to get it through his thick skull that he has the wrong number. Someone please tell me what to do. I dont want to have to change my phone number and go into some government protection program that would require me to change my name to Anastasia Beaverhousen. Seriously. Please help. I have a stalker...and he isnt even stalking me.

4 Comments:
At February 23, 2005 at 2:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
~>skittish<~
At February 25, 2005 at 2:34 PM,
ames said…
Change it to Anastasia Beaverhousen ANYWAY! That name is gold.
At March 8, 2005 at 8:33 AM,
Nash said…
Tell him you're Justine's boyfriend and then threaten to kill him. That always works....
At March 22, 2005 at 1:05 PM,
ames said…
Manik, you LAZY LAZY a-hole, update!! Updaaaaaaaaaaate!! (*note: I still heart you. But a little less, now.)
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